All of my friends are graduating tomorrow and I’m not even feeling sad yet? Something ain’t right

elegvnce:

is this real life
theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

renandstimpy:

this is everything
nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.